Saturday, October 9, 2010

Burning Rubber and Not so flaming curry

I hate America's dependence on cars, but that's for a blog down the road. I hate my car, I hate that I have to pay so much money for a machine that just pisses me off so damn much. And I really hate when something that you pay so much for and put so much time into does not function properly, or at least the way you want it to.

For the past couple of weeks or so, I have noticed that my car has been wobbly and vibrating at any speed on my way to uni. I didn't really think to much of it. I was pissed, yeah, but not too worried. My first and only real guess from my friend was that my bearing might have blown. Well whatever, I'll deal for a bit. No, today as we were all driving to china town nyc, my car got more and more wobbly until it started making a flapping sound until my tire just completely shredded up. Thankfully, I have a full sized spare. I thought the spare was flat and destroyed, but it turns out it just had an unusual tumor from when I ran into a sewer drain with it a while back.

Well, to ruin the ending of my story, we made it to china town and back. HaZAAAH!!!! How long the tire will last before it explodes? Who knows. So after a bit of train jumping, due to it being a weekend path train schedule,  we got into Manhatten, met up with our other buddies, and finally got to the restaurant that has awesome cheap ass food. Shanghai kitchen off of Mott and waverly or something like that....either way, I'd recommend the FRIED TINY BUNS!!!! OMG!!!! They raised the price to about 4 wang chungs, but it still worth it. To top it off, the back of the menu is cheap ass dinners over white rice for about the same price. So you get a bangin' dinner for less than 10 including tip. Sad part was, my friend ordered extra spicy curry, but they forgot or something, so he just got the regular stuff. Just another reason to learn Chinese. Oooo, also I thought of a great idea. Shanghai Kitchen should make a pulley that goes to my window so I can get TEENY TINY FRIED BUNS whenever!!!!!!!!

So in conclusion, if you car randomly starts to wobble and turn to the left for no reason...check you tires. You probably should get new ones. And most importantly, if you never had fried tiny buns, go fucking get some right now.

haha, I'm also pretty sure some lady was giving some Chinese foot massages in the back of this store....with her mouth lol


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